Today at Tech

Today at tech we started our Web Design class, which started off like any other first class of this half of the semester...
We were introduced to our new tutor, John Maillard, and he began teaching us about the in's and out's of web design...the class was silent and staunch with concentration, when there was a swift knock on the classroom door.
Everyone's heads moved to the direction of the disturbance and the door opened a creak, in walked in 2 police men, with stern looks on their faces.
John had a look of knowing on his face, and he gave a movement of acknowledgement and permission to the policemen to do what they were here to do.

The slightly taller policeman took several steps towards me, and I flinched as i realised he was looking directly at me with vicious eyes. Without even leaving me a second to realise what happened, the policeman grabbed me by the shoulders and threw me to the ground, while the second policeman ran over to help with the struggle. I yelled out "THIS ISN'T THE END! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE END OF ME" and as the last word escaped my lips, Chuck Norris flew threw the window from the base of a helicopter that sped off into the distance. He landed with a loud thud, and whipped out a bazooka and a hand gun, aimed directly at the policemen on top of me. "Let's get out of here, kid" he said with authority..(by now the whole class was frozen rigid by the scene, a couple had passed out, and the policemen were so confused by the new entrant that they had loosened their hold on me quite significantly.)

He took out both of the policemen with one punch (fuck, he's the man), and we both got onto his harley davidson and sped out of the class, not really knowing where we were going.

Four hours later we wound up in a desert, and found a nice cave to hide out in for a while. Chuck got off the bike first and did a victory dance, much like the safety dance of homer simpson..



3 months later, i was returned home safely, and never hunted down by the police again, for their morbid fear of being at Chuck Norris' mercy was too strong. I got off pretty lightly, the only thing changed about was my bionic arm which had to be fitted by the pigmy desert tribe who found us in hiding, after i was bitten by a rabid desert mouse.

I wonder what we'll learn in next week's class..